From the depths of the insanity of the Phanta Sea came a very hairy man on a quest to bring the visions of old back to Lego Island before he was hit in the head by a coconut. He was promptly brought to the Hospital by Enter and Return and was promptly forgotten about until he recently awoke yelling incoherent things and employed ducks to code something. Months later this hairy man is now part of Project Island writing code for the new game and helping to somewhat recreate the late Wes’ vision for Lego Island.
More months have now passed and now Darkian is slipping further down the slope of insanity after issue after issue block his path to programmer godhood but the adversity fills him with determination. He now spends his days running about and shouting all kinds of incoherent nonsense at Bill Ding which leads to hilarious scenes but sadly no cameras are ever present to catch these scenes on image. Below is also a pie chart to represent Darkian’s mental stability ever since joining the renovation team of Lego Island.