Agent Eckswhy had been voted “Most Adequate Bachelor” in a poll created by Agent Eckswhy. Not much is known beyond this, as Agent has been known to be secretive and an introvert. All the team knows is that he randomly showed up to the offices one day, asking about a job and/or full dental. But he liked Legos, and writing about Legos, so they shrugged and gave him a cubicle.

Agent remains hard at work crafting the many complex narratives that make up the Island’s core, as well as making silly jokes about ducks and Nubby. He hopes to be remembered by this, and not by any world domination plans he will neither confirm nor deny he has.